If you like to be regularly reminded of a wrong turn you once made and got us all lost for two hours, you are going to LOVE marriage.
Son: I got a D in math.
Dad: That's really bad.
Mom: You need to stop doing his homework.
[parent trying to stop a toddler's tantrum in a restaurant]
*harsh whisper* If you don't cut it out right now, then there's nothing else I can do.