Smilenotes (TonyBrigmon.com): something I saw to share with FUNOMENAL YOU...
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wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
husband: Yep
wife: What temperature?
husband: 534
wife: That's the clock
husband
wife
husband: 535
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My pinky toe must think I despise it, for all the times I smash it into furniture.
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Interviewer: "Why do you want to be a bank teller?"
Me: "I'm very protective of pens."
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wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
husband: Yep
wife: What temperature?
husband: 534
wife: That's the clock
husband
wife
husband: 535
~~~
My pinky toe must think I despise it, for all the times I smash it into furniture.
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Interviewer: "Why do you want to be a bank teller?"
Me: "I'm very protective of pens."