SmileNotes

Smilenotes (TonyBrigmon.com): something I saw to share with FUNOMENAL YOU... ​
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wife: can you check something on my phone for me
husband: sure, what's your passcode
wife: our anniversary
husband:
wife: ANNIVERSARY
husband: [sweating profusely]
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I took off my shirt when I got home and my wife put her eclipse glasses back on.
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My arms fell asleep and I almost beat myself to death trying to turn off the alarm.