You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a Carebear, I'd definitely fight a Carebear for you.
Everyone deserves that one person to listen to ALL their problems.
Oh no, I didn't mean me. I meant like... some other person.