Wife: I stopped a fire at work and saved the whole lab.
Husband: I caught an M&M in my mouth on the third try.
Wife: It's been a BIG day for both of us.
5-year-old: No one else in the whole kingdom could fit in Cinderella's shoes?
Parent: I guess not.
5-year-old: What was wrong with her feet?
Dear Men, "I don't want anything for Valentine's Day" is the same as "I'm fine." You're welcome.